If you’re thinking about making a bid for the Presidency in the 2020 election, be aware that becoming President of the United States of America will not save you from explaining to your four-year-old that it isn’t practical to keep an alligator as a household pet (or is it?)
According to the Presidential Pet Museum, three alligators have called 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue home. President John Quincy Adams got a kick out of scaring his guests by directing them to enter a bathroom in the East Wing of the then-unfinished White House where he housed his pet gator. America’s 31st president, Herbert Hoover, allowed his son, Allan, to keep two alligators as pets.
Although President Lyndon Baines Johnson was the last man to keep any critters more exotic than dogs, cats, or birds in the White House (LBJ’s family had a few hamsters, also), more than a few unusual pets have made America’s most famous address their home over the years. In honor of President’s Day, we put together this short list of some of the more notable pets of past POTUSes.
President Thomas Jefferson’s Grizzlies
President Thomas Jefferson received two grizzly-bear cubs as a gift in October 1807. Jefferson was uneasy about keeping the animals as pets but allowed the bears to stay at the White House until they outgrew their enclosures on the White House’s lawn.
President Theodore Roosevelt’s Menagerie
Teddy Roosevelt was born and raised in New York City, but after his first wife, Alice, and his mother, Martha, died on the same day, Roosevelt disappeared into the Badlands of the Dakota Territory to wrestle with his grief. Roosevelt made peace with his tragedies by maneuvering the unforgiving landscape on horseback, sustaining himself by hunting big game just as the Lakota Sioux had done for thousands of years.
When Roosevelt emerged from his self-imposed exile, he prided himself on being a man of the woods, and a lover of nature. Somewhere between running the country, ensuring the construction of the Panama Canal, and winning the Nobel Peace Prize, Roosevelt and his family built a menagerie of animals ranging from a flying squirrel (it often slept in the president’s shirt pocket) to a laughing hyena named Jack, a badger named Josiah, and a guinea pig named Bob Evans.
Calvin Coolidge and His Bobcat, Smoky
Calvin Coolidge’s love for animals was a well-known fact, so it came as no surprise to the White House staff when visiting foreign dignitaries gifted President Coolidge a pygmy hippo (Coolidge named him Billy), a pair of lion cubs, a bear, a wallaby, a donkey named Ebenezer, and a bobcat named Smoky.
Coolidge made a practice of keeping most of the exotic animals at the White House until the gift-giver had ventured on, then shipping the animals along to the National Zoo. For reasons known only to Coolidge, he decided to keep Smoky the bobcat around awhile longer—much to the dismay of the White House staff—and allowed the surly feline to roam the halls unsupervised.
Macaroni Kennedy, a Friend to Small Children and Red Sox Fans
Most fathers would not find it amusing if a colleague gave his child a rather large animal, but President John F. Kennedy wasn’t most fathers. In the spring of 1962, Vice President Lyndon Johnson and his wife decided to give the Kennedy children the gift that keeps on giving—ponies.
A pony named Tex for John Junior, and a Pony named Macaroni for five-year-old Caroline. Caroline Kennedy adored her pony so much that it was quite common to see her atop Macaroni’s back as the gentle creature wandered the White House grounds, occasionally stopping to snack on Jackie Kennedy’s daffodils.
Early in his career, a young singer named Neil Diamond found himself suffering through a case of writer’s block while penning a tribute to his wife. Neil’s problem, as he explained to a reporter some thirty-odd years later, was that he needed a three-syllable name for the chorus. Mr. Diamond glanced over and saw a magazine’s cover photo of young Caroline Kennedy riding her pony in front of the South Portico at the White House, and that’s when inspiration struck.
“Sweet Caroline” went on to become a huge hit for Neil Diamond, and a fan favorite at Fenway Park, where the song plays over the P.A. system during the eighth inning of every Boston Red Sox home game. Diamond’s ode to Macaroni and Caroline has brought joy to countless baseball fans in Bean Town every spring, summer, and fall since 1997, when the fans at Fenway sing “BAP BAP BAH” in unison during the eighth-inning stretch. If that isn’t America at its finest, we don’t know what is.